Satire story: Van Der Sloot Given 3 Months To Live After Contracting Malaria; Granted Humanitarian Release To Scotland!
In a shocking report just released today by the European Union Council of Ministers regarding the Human Rights and Health and Safety of Incarcerated Felons, Joran van der Sloot has been granted a humanitarian release Van Der Sloot Given 3 Months To Live After Contracting Malaria; Granted Humanitarian Release To Scotland!Satire aboutVirgo horoscope
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