Satire story: Van Der Sloot Goes Mental When He Finds Out Natalie Holloway Might Be Alive & "Friends" With Levi Johnston On Chat Site!

As if it couldn't get any worse for incarcerated Peruvian Jail Queen Joran van der Sloot, today he found out from sadistic guards that there is a good chance that Natalie Holloway is alive and Van Der Sloot Goes Mental When He Finds Out Natalie Holloway Might Be Alive & "Friends" With Levi Johnston On Chat Site!Satire about

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Satire story: Van Der Sloot Goes Mental When He Finds Out Natalie Holloway Might Be Alive &amp; "Friends" With Levi Johnston On Chat Site!