Satire story: Vanessa Perroncel Flees Surrey Home Ahead of Toni Terry Homecoming
London - (Penalty Box): Next week's expected Toni Terry homecoming has proved a Wayne Bridge too far for the dark-haired French beauty. A £750K redundancy payoff from ex-lover John Terry has seen Vanessa Perroncel leg it Vanessa Perroncel Flees Surrey Home Ahead of Toni Terry HomecomingSatire aboutPisces horoscope
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