Satire story: Vatican Laments "Over-literal" Turks For Misinterpreting 'Bridge-building' Remark

Sources close to Pope Benedict XVI (some as little as three inches away) are this morning struggling to keep diplomatic relations open after Turkey's 'over-literal' interpretations of the nature of the pontiff's visit for 'fence... Vatican Laments "Over-literal" Turks For Misinterpreting 'Bridge-building' RemarkSatire about

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