Satire story: Vehicular Nose-picking Ban Sought

Washington, DC—PUT ALL YOUR FINGERS WHERE I CAN SEE ‘EM! Citing marked increases in loss of life and the obvious health and highway safety risks involved, a Pennsylvania legislator is putting Keystone State drivers on Vehicular Nose-picking Ban SoughtSatire about

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