Satire story: Very Active Sun Flares May Make You Stay Inside: Scientists

Scientists are pretty well in agreement that the solar flares coming within a few more months could be at an all-time high. "It could force people to stay indoors for days at a time" stated Very Active Sun Flares May Make You Stay Inside: ScientistsSatire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......