Satire story: Viacom Tries To Buy The Onion; Man With Bag On Head Interferes

It's been rumored for weeks that media giant Viacom has attempted to buy The Onion, the satirical newspaper and Web site. The Onion has denied that any negotiations have taken place, but our spies know... Viacom Tries To Buy The Onion; Man With Bag On Head InterferesSatire about

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