Satire story: Vice President Admits To Being A 'Total Dick'

Casper, Wyoming: Vice President Richard B. Cheney admitted today in a speech to the Casper Rotary Club to being a 'total Dick'. This was not news to his listeners however, nor to the country at Vice President Admits To Being A 'Total Dick'Satire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......