Satire story: Vienna Girardi Says Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka Is Gay And Jake Says Vienna "The Bitch" Is A Lying Lesbian

LOS ANGELES - The couple who went from being the happiest couple in America to being the meanest, angriest, most effed up couple within a few short weeks is back in the headlines. Jake "The Snake" Vienna Girardi Says Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka Is Gay And Jake Says Vienna "The Bitch" Is A Lying LesbianSatire about

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