Satire story: Vince Cable: "I Have A Nuclear Option, It's Like Fighting A War. They Know I Have Nuclear Weapons..."

HM Government, London: Following the revelation that Vince Cable is the 'nuclear option', Britain's independent nuclear deterrent will be upgraded next year, using Vince Cable's 'headless' war heads. Vince Cable, also known as the 'minute Vince Cable: "I Have A Nuclear Option, It's Like Fighting A War. They Know I Have Nuclear Weapons..."Satire about

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