Satire story: Walmart Buys Entire Rights To Christmas- Starts By Laying Off Elves

In a sweeping move today Walmart has bought the entire rights to Christmas and all its accessories. The move is designed to give Walmart control over the popular holiday and to help shore up the Walmart Buys Entire Rights To Christmas- Starts By Laying Off ElvesSatire about

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