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Somehow it's a slow news day when we're talking about Perez Hilton and Lindsay Lohan in the same sentence, but the weekend internet and press fight between the two has escalated into a commitment to 'Wanna Be' Hilton Versus 'Has Been' Lohan Fight ScheduledSatire about

Libra horoscope

It's all one big crap chute anyhoo. Normally today wouldn't cause you any difficulties, but today might just go against......