Satire story: Waxy, Wig-wearing Senior Citizen Charged With Impersonating Sly Stallone

Police in Beverly Hills, CA are red-faced over the arrest of Academy Award-winning author Sylvester Stallone, believing that Stallone was impersonating himself. "I had no idea it was him," explained Officer Tad Hunter of the LAPD. Waxy, Wig-wearing Senior Citizen Charged With Impersonating Sly StalloneSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....