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"Juicy" Jenny Thompson is heading to South America to raise her strike rate. As we reported yesterday, Juicy - the vice girl at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal - planned to bed all Europe's Wayne Rooney Hooker Jenny Thompson Heads For South AmericaSatire about

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