Satire story: Wayne Rooney Hooker Plan To Bed Europe's Top Footballers
Revelations about Jenny Thompson - the vice girl at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal - are set to shock even further. The "tart" announced today that Rooney was just one of 14 Premier League Wayne Rooney Hooker Plan To Bed Europe's Top FootballersSatire aboutVirgo horoscope
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