Satire story: Wayne Rooney Joins Roman Polanski In Switzerland For Degenerate Bender

England boss Fabio Capello says Wayne Rooney will play in Tuesday's Euro 2012 qualifier in Switzerland, despite allegations about his private life. In the mean time, it is rumoured that Roman Polanski will be putting the Wayne Rooney Joins Roman Polanski In Switzerland For Degenerate BenderSatire about

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Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......