Satire story: Wayne Rooney Pledges Loyalty To 250k A Week Salary
Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has moved to reaffirm his unflinching commitment to his 250,000 a week salary, insisting the only thing that could make him leave Manchester United is if another club offered him Wayne Rooney Pledges Loyalty To 250k A Week SalarySatire aboutCapricorn horoscope
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