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Carrington: Today - Trauma counsellors representing Manchester United FC have finally taken star striker Wayne Rooney to one side to inform him that he\'s about to become a father. Rooney had spent most of the week Wayne Rooney Thinks Coleen Has A Football Stuffed Up Her JumperSatire about

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