Satire story: Wayne Rooney's Prostitute 'Juicy Jen' Says "I Am Not A Call-girl But A Horizontal Cheerleader"
£200 an hour hooker Jennifer Thompson, who disclosed that she had provided sexual favours to footballer Wayne Rooney in return for dollops of cash, denied she is a call-girl, insisting that she would call herself Wayne Rooney's Prostitute 'Juicy Jen' Says "I Am Not A Call-girl But A Horizontal Cheerleader"Satire aboutLibra horoscope
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