Satire story: Well Sign As Many Non-binding Voluntary Pledges As You Like, Says Alcohol Industry

As health groups rejected the government's unenforceable 'responsibility' deal on alcohol advertising, the alcohol industry has repeated that it's happy to sign as many non-binding pointless documents as the government wants them to. Well Sign As Many Non-binding Voluntary Pledges As You Like, Says Alcohol IndustrySatire about

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