Satire story: White House Releases Bush New Year?s Resolutions
(2005-12-31) ? In response to repeated requests from White House correspondents, the Bush administration today released a list of the president?s 2006 New Year?s resolutions. Like most Americans? resolutions, Mr. Bush?s involve weight loss, health, money, White House Releases Bush New Year?s ResolutionsSatire aboutVirgo horoscope
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