Satire story: Why Do 50% of Political Resignations End In Gayness?

What's going through the head of Ex-Congressman Mark Foley? I thought that being gay had become chic in certain circles giving you a certain air of authority from tasting the forbidden fruit. But in Congress... Why Do 50% of Political Resignations End In Gayness?Satire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......