Satire story: Wikileaks: Manchester United Manager Sir Alex Ferguson Has No Plans To Retire At 100

Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, has categorically denied rumours that he plans to remain at the helm at Old Trafford until, and possibly after, he is 100 years old, says Wikileaks. The Scot, 81, was Wikileaks: Manchester United Manager Sir Alex Ferguson Has No Plans To Retire At 100Satire about

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