Satire story: William's Welsh Shagging Hideaway To Cost Extra £1.4 Million In Police Protection

Anglesey - (Rutters): The cost of shagging Kate Middleton at a bijou neo-postimperialist newbuild Welsh hideyhole has soared to £1.4 million. Police protection squads will mount a 24/7 guard on William and his stick insect girlfriend William's Welsh Shagging Hideaway To Cost Extra £1.4 Million In Police ProtectionSatire about

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