Satire story: Winslow In Rehab; Six Days Off The Farm

I have entered a virtual rehab to treat an addiction to Facebook's Farmville. There, I said it. I have a problem, well, maybe not. But this thing is evil. Winslow In Rehab; Six Days Off The FarmSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......