Satire story: Wishing Everyone 'War On Earth' This Holiday Season

We were going to wish everyone 'Peace on Earth' in a non-threatening, non-denominational, all-embracing fashion as usual for the Black Friday-Christmas-Hanukkah-Kwanzaa conglomeration -- with more sarcasm than usual, but retaining some residual sincerity nonetheless, When Wishing Everyone 'War On Earth' This Holiday SeasonSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....

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