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Typically American twerp Zac Efron, who is actually 22 but has the mind and brain of a 13 year old, is looking forward to supporting his country on Saturday when they take on Manchester World Cup: Twerp Zac Efron Doesn't Know His Mu From His 3 LionsSatire about

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