Satire story: World's Saddest Superstar - Keanu Reeves - Accidentally Spends His Birthday In A Warehouse Instead of A Whorehouse

Action Hero's Sandwich Vendor Opens his Heart to this Reporter. Ever since achieving worldwide fame with the Matrix trilogy, Hollywood Superstar Keanu Reeves seems to have descended into a world of greyness. Countless "Sad Keanu" websites World's Saddest Superstar - Keanu Reeves - Accidentally Spends His Birthday In A Warehouse Instead of A WhorehouseSatire about

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