Satire story: X Factor Shocker

The X Factor was rocked to its foundations tonight after pre-pubescent girls' favourite Joe "Way Aye" McElderry was rushed to hospital with a mysterious suppurating growth on his cheek. McElderry, 2 and a half, went down X Factor ShockerSatire about

Aries horoscope

All for which you have fought will be lost if you cannot control your wang. Wise words which may be applicable. Tailors......