Satire story: X-factor Winner Matt Cardle Has Fans In A Frenzy
The nation's music fanatics can't get enough of 2010 X Factor Winner, the casually-rumpled squeaking nincompoop Matt Cardle, writes Esmerelda Bell, Artificially-Induced Tousling and Hunched Anaemic Unshaven Slimey-Arsed Karaoke Correspondent for Toss...
X-factor Winner Matt Cardle Has Fans In A FrenzySatire about