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LONDON - The producer of the extremely popular reality show X-Factor, Agustus Whittingstall, has released a statement that of the two female judges, the very pretty and sexy Cheryl Cole will be returning next season, X-factor's Cheryl Cole Will Return, Dannii Minogue Will Be GoneSatire about

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