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Joe McElderry has confirmed today that the rumours about him are all true. He is a Vampire, and those pointy teeth aren't just a coincidental dental misfortune. "I'm not a bad vampire, though." He says. X-factor's Joe Mcelderry Says "Yes. The Rumours Are All True"Satire about

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