Satire story: X-factor's Wagner Carrilho To End Romance With Katie Waissel

X-Factor 'Pretender to the Throne' Wagner Carrilho has today threatened to end his tumultuous on-off romance with wailer and fellow X-Factor disrupter Katie Waissel if he gets voted off the show this week. Speaking from Louis' X-factor's Wagner Carrilho To End Romance With Katie WaisselSatire about

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