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NBA star Yao Ming pledged last Wednesday to give up eating food after a recent ban on toothpicks on the basketball court, as he joined a campaign to promote the protection of toothpicks. ''Food so good, but get stuck in teeth and no toophpick loud on court''... Yao Ming Swears Off FoodSatire about

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