Satire story: Yom Kippur Omen As Giant Turin Shroud-shaped Cloud Hovers Over Hyde Park

London - (Benny & The Jets News): An Eve Of Atonement Cumulo-Nimby formation has been spotted sizing up the Pope's rostrum in Hyde Park. Located close to Tyburn the vigil arena is slap bang in the Yom Kippur Omen As Giant Turin Shroud-shaped Cloud Hovers Over Hyde ParkSatire about

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