Satire story: You Will Die of Swine Flu Really Soon

As more and more cases of swine flu are confirmed across the United States, experts throughout the nation have become increasingly certain that most likely, you will die from it really soon. You Will Die of Swine Flu Really SoonSatire about

Sagittarius horoscope

You may become a danger to yourself this week, especially if you plan to surgically implant spikes on the ends of......