Satire story: Zombie of Johnny Cash Attacks American Idol Adam Lambert

A brutal attack on Adam Lambert's following his performance Tuesday night has been traced to the zombie of Johnny Cash. Apparently enraged at Lambert's strange rendition of "Ring of Fire", the decomposed corpse of Cash Zombie of Johnny Cash Attacks American Idol Adam LambertSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....