Satire story: Zsa Zsa Gabor's Injury Will Require Plastic Surgery - Heidi Montag Volunteers To Provide The Plastic

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Zsa Zsa Gabor, the actress with the redundant first name, received some serious injuries when she fell out of her hospital bed. The 93-year-old actress, whose last movie was titled, My Life With Zsa Zsa Gabor's Injury Will Require Plastic Surgery - Heidi Montag Volunteers To Provide The PlasticSatire about

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