A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker.
"I win," said Johnson.
Henderson threw down his cards.
"That's it I've had it Johnson is cheating."
"How can you tell?" Phillips asked.
"Those aren't the cards I dealt him."
A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker.
"I win," said Johnson.
Henderson threw down his cards.
"That's it I've had it Johnson is cheating."
"How can you tell?" Phillips asked.
"Those aren't the cards I dealt him."
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