A Lawyer Awakened After A Serious Operation

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A lawyer awakened after a serious operation only to find himself in a room with all the blinds drawn.

"Why are all the blinds closed?" he asked the doctor.

"Well," the surgeon responded, "They're fighting a huge fire across the street, and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation was a failure."


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