A Motorist Hit A Sparrow

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A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a sparrow. He pulled over, picked the poor sparrow who was still alive, but unconscious. He decided to take him home.

When the motorist got home, he put the sparrow in a cage, leaving him some bread and water inside. When the sparrow came to, he looked around and said:

"Bars, bread, water... Oh my God! I killed the motorist!"


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