A Pickpocket In Court

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A pickpocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes.

The judge said, "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined 100."

The lawyer stood up and said, "Thank you, your honor. My client only has 75 on him at this time, but if you'd allow him a few minutes amongst the crowd..."


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