A Poem Song About Your Computer Breaking Down

Well, my terminal's locked up, and I ain't got any Mail,

And I can't recall the last time that my program didn't fail

I've got stacks in my structs, I've got arrays in my queues,

I've got the Segmentation violation Core dumped blues.

If you think that it's nice that you get what you C,

Then go illogical statement with your whole family.

Because the Supreme Court ain't the only place with Bus error views.

I've got the Segmentation violation Core dumped blues.

On a PDP-11, life should be a breeze,

But with VAXen in the house even magnetic tapes would freeze.

Now you might think that unlike VAXen I'd know who I abuse,

I've got the Segmentation violation Core dumped blues!