A Selection Of Comedy Limericks

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A bather whose clothing was strewed
by winds that left her quite nude
saw a man come along
and unless we are wrong
you expected this line to be lewd

Limerick about a man from nantucket

There once was a man from nantucket
who kept all his cash in a bucket
but his daughter named nan
ran away with a man
and as for the bucket, nan tucket

There once was a young lady named bright
whose speed was much faster than light
she set out one day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous night

A flea and a fly in a flue
were imprisoned so what could they do
said the fly let us flee
let us fly said the flea
so they flew through a flaw in the flue

Farmer from Leeds Limerick

There once was a farmer from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
it soon came to pass
he was covered with grass
but has all the tomatoes he needs

There once was a man from tibet
who couldn't find a cigarette
so he smoked all his socks
and got chicken-pocks
and had to go to the vet

There once was a boy named rick
who loved to kick
he would always get in a fight
even though he was very bright
so he learned how to run really quick

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