A Woman...

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A woman in a bar tries to pick up a mathematician.

"How old, do you think, am I?" she asks coyly.

"Well 18 by that fire in your eyes, 19 by that glow on your cheeks, 20 by that radiance of your face, and adding that up is something you can probably do for yourself..."


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