- Fix Or Repair Daily
- Found On Road Dead
- Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot
- Backwards... Dorks Ride On Fords
- Factory Ordered Road Disaster
- Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge Datsun
- Flip Over Read Directions
- Four Old Rusted Doors
- Fixed On Race Day
- Ford Owner Really Dumb
- For Only Retarded Drivers
- Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
- Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
- Found On Russian Dump
- For Off Road Death
- it Freaking Only Runs Downhill
- Fat Old Rusted Dog
- Freaking Old Rusted Dodge Datsun
- Frigin Oakies Really Dig it
- Funky Old Road Dog
- Found On Roadside's Destroyed
- Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty
- Fixed-up Old Repossessed Dodge
- Found Old Rebuilt Dodge
- Forget OutRunning Dale
- Found On Railroad Deserted
- Found On Railroad Dead
- Fools Only Read Directions
- First On Repair Dolly
- Favorite Of Redneck Drivers
- Backwards Dumb Retards Own Fords
- Funny Old Rebuilt Dodge
- Fast Only Rolling Downhill
- Found On Russian Dump
- Forfeit On Race Day
- Found On River Dead
- Failure Of Research Development
travel jokes made to make me laugh