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Once I called my local phone company to see if they were offering ADSL in my area.

Me: "I am calling to see if ADSL is available in my area."

Customer Service: "56k? Yeah, we offer 56k."

Me: "No, no. ADSL."

Customer Service: "Oh, no, we quit offering.8k a long time ago."

Me: "No, I'm talking about ADSL."

Customer Service: "What city do you live in?"

Me: "Dalton."

Customer Service: "No, we quit offering.8k a long time ago."