An Umpires View Of Softball

How many softball players does it take to screw in a light bulb

Impossible They are too busy complaining about the last call.

What is the difference between a softball player and a puppy

A puppy will eventually stop whining

What do you call a basement full of softball players

A whine cellar.

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