Ancient Tech Support

The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:

This fire help. Me Groog

Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.

You have flint and stone

Ugh

You hit them together

Ugh

What happen

Fire not work

sigh Make spark

No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.

sigh You change rock

I change nothing

You sure

Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire.

Grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave

WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM