Are You A True Elementary School Teacher?

Are you a true elementary school teacher Let's find out:

• Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home
• Do you move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of the table
• Do you ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a theater with a group of friends
• Do you hand a tissue to anyone who sneezes
• Do you refer to happy hour as "snack time "
• Do you say "I like the way you did that to the mechanic who repairs your car to your satisfaction
• Do you ask "Are you sure you did your best to the mechanic who fails to repair your car to your satisfaction
• Do you sing the "Alphabet Song" to yourself as you look up a number in the phone book
• Do you say everything twice I mean, do you repeat everything
• Do you fold your spouse's fingers over the coins as you hand him her the money at a tollbooth

-If you answered yes to 4 or more, it's in your soul you are hooked on teaching. And if you're not a teacher, you missed your calling.

-If you answered yes to 7 or more, well, maybe it's TOO MUCH in your soul you should probably think about retirement.

-If you answered yes to all 10, forget it you'll ALWAYS be a teacher, retired or not